Total Medals Earned: 182 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,350 Points
Medals Earned: 16/17 (455/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Catching 10 Baseballs
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/440 points)
Having your first baby
Killing your first sperm
Number of your unit destroyed: 100
Complete the first playthrough
Kill 1000 sperm
Complete the second playthrough
Number of your unit destroyed: 1000
Complete the third playthrough
Kill 10000 sperm
Got twins!!
Complete the 4th playthrough
Just buy this badge to unlock...
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 7/28 (50/480 points)
Get a combo of 100.
Open the second gift.
Open the first gift.
Open the fourth gift.
Defeat the Goth Chick.
Open the third gift.
Use Singing Spirit to defeat 10 enemies.
Get a combo of 200.
Defeat 10 enemies while airborne.
Defeat any boss with the Spirit Horses.
Defeat any boss with the Singing Spirit.
Use Spirit Horses to steal lips from 5 enemies.
Block 50 attacks.
Open the fifth gift.
Defeat any boss with the Ultimate Spirit.
Defeat the Lackey.
Defeat 5 enemies with the same combo.
Avoid all the hazards while riding Buddy.
Open the sixth gift.
Use Ultimate Spirit to defeat 6 enemies at once.
Get a combo of 300.
Beat Fred without taking a single hit.
Defeat Fred and Save Christmas!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.